yingege 发表于 2006-6-9 20:40 只看TA 1楼 |
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环球小姐最后一题[经典] 引用:不知有人发过了没有.如有,请斑竹删除 问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美国小姐:美国的男性器官像绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立…… (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官像流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝彩,鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐:印度的男性器官像劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like proton car. 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官像proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似Honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu(afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中国小姐:中国的男性器官像航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑、鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑、鼓掌、鼓掌:s_22 [ 本帖最后由 yingege 于 2006-6-9 08:52 PM 编辑 ] |
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E-loveying 发表于 2006-6-10 09:36 只看TA 2楼 |
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以前看环球小姐比赛的时候看过,在这里好象没看过。谢谢斑竹了,我送颗心给你! |
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