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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、心理暗示对于减肥非常重要。
如果你每天早晨对着镜子大喊十遍:“我是瘦子我是瘦子我是瘦子...”
只要坚持一个礼拜,镜子就会觉得你——特别不要脸。
2、每次看到母婴社区那种育儿贴,说什么小时候养成这种习惯,长大之后会有出息之类的,我都会在下面留言:我小时候就这样,但现在是一个十足的废柴。
3、我高考前总是头疼难忍,去医院看,做脑电图,做着做着那个医生突然叫所有的学生都过来看,然后指着屏幕说:“这个小姑娘的脑电图真漂亮。”
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